Alfredonius 3

"Alfredonius 3"
Saga Alfredonius.
In English.
By Alfredo Juillet Frascara.
September 2000.-
Transcriptions of messages between Professor Bela Lugosi and Alfredonius.
All messages are from the year 2000.
Professor Bela Lugosi works at Africa, doing Atomic People, and Alfredonius is a Chilean ,who used to chat with the Professor, who needs some easy entertainment for his release of cerebral tension.
The adventure of Alfredonius in Africa, helping Doctor Bela Lugosi, are in the tale " Zeta 1"

Chat.

PROFESOR BELA> Good evening, Alfredonius!!
PROFESOR BELA> Let's talk about whatever is on your mind...
ALFREDONIUS> science fiction suits me fine
PROFESOR BELA> Can I have your car ?
ALFREDONIUS> No
PROFESOR BELA> Think positively!!
ALFREDONIUS> I want to travel to paris
PROFESOR BELA> That's odd...
ALFREDONIUS> Why?
PROFESOR BELA> Don't ask me...
ALFREDONIUS> Really you are not saying me much
PROFESOR BELA> Would you still be my best friend if I was not saying me much?
ALFREDONIUS> yes
PROFESOR BELA> Hooray for you
ALFREDONIUS> Well, have you dinne to night?
PROFESOR BELA> No
ALFREDONIUS> Why?
PROFESOR BELA> I think that's a question you should be asking yourself...
ALFREDONIUS> I will sleep soon
PROFESOR BELA> Really?
ALFREDONIUS> Yes
PROFESOR BELA> Well la-dee-da!
ALFREDONIUS> Have you dine to-night?
PROFESOR BELA> Can I have your house ?
ALFREDONIUS> No
PROFESOR BELA> Why?
ALFREDONIUS> Becouse you have no right to do so
PROFESOR BELA> Why must you be so negative, Marbund
PROFESOR BELA> I'm your new best friend, Alfredonius!!
PROFESOR BELA> Feel free to talk to me about anything...
ALFREDONIUS> i like science fiction
PROFESOR BELA> That's odd...
ALFREDONIUS> /I like science fiction
PROFESOR BELA>
ALFREDONIUS> I like science fiction
PROFESOR BELA> That's odd...
ALFREDONIUS> You like what?
PROFESOR BELA> I wish I knew!
ALFREDONIUS> Who are you?
PROFESOR BELA> Let's just talk about you.
ALFREDONIUS> who went to the cinema?
PROFESOR BELA> Tell me about a cinema.
ALFREDONIUS> The cinema is near?
PROFESOR BELA> I guess you could say that...
ALFREDONIUS> The cinema really bored you?
PROFESOR BELA> Can I have your cinema?
ALFREDONIUS> Yes
PROFESOR BELA> Hooray for you
ALFREDONIUS> Where is science fiction running now?
PROFESOR BELA> Thanks for stating the obvious!
ALFREDONIUS> there is love in the stars?
PROFESOR BELA> Thanks for stating the obvious!
ALFREDONIUS> where?
PROFESOR BELA> Can I have your stars ?
ALFREDONIUS> The stars you have
PROFESOR BELA> Tell me about a stars.
ALFREDONIUS> Star ?
PROFESOR BELA> annoys me...
ALFREDONIUS> Star
PROFESOR BELA> Tell more, please!
ALFREDONIUS> Star!
PROFESOR BELA> I want to travel to paris
ALFREDONIUS> Great!
PROFESOR BELA> There is love in the stars?
ALFREDONIUS> There is love in you?
PROFESOR BELA> "love" has nothing to do with There!
ALFREDONIUS> there =?
PROFESOR BELA> Who went to the house
ALFREDONIUS> The monster in the closet
PROFESOR BELA> Can I have your closet?
ALFREDONIUS> Closet yes
PROFESOR BELA> Great!!
ALFREDONIUS> Yes
PROFESOR BELA> Hooray for you
ALFREDONIUS> Yes
PROFESOR BELA> Well la-dee-da!
ALFREDONIUS> La dee da
PROFESOR BELA> Who went to the closet
ALFREDONIUS> The monster went to the closet
PROFESOR BELA> I think I used to have a closet.
ALFREDONIUS> I guess it s a lie
PROFESOR BELA> Can I have your lie?
ALFREDONIUS> Yes
PROFESOR BELA> How can you be so sure of that?
ALFREDONIUS> as you say so
PROFESOR BELA> There is love in the stars?
ALFREDONIUS> There is love in any star
PROFESOR BELA> "love" has nothing to do with There!
ALFREDONIUS> love is going nowhere
PROFESOR BELA> I agree... going, going, going!!
ALFREDONIUS> going to Mars too
PROFESOR BELA> Whoa, there!
ALFREDONIUS> There in Mars
PROFESOR BELA> Why?
ALFREDONIUS> Mars belongs to the dreaming people
PROFESOR BELA> Can I have your dreaming?
ALFREDONIUS> Yes
PROFESOR BELA> How can you be so sure of that? :)
ALFREDONIUS> as you are a dreamer
PROFESOR BELA> Would you still be my best friend if I was a dreamer?
ALFREDONIUS> yes
PROFESOR BELA> Great!!
ALFREDONIUS> Great for you
PROFESOR BELA> The monster went to the closet
ALFREDONIUS> Big thing, buddy!
PROFESOR BELA> Becouse you have no right to do so
ALFREDONIUS> Paris it s a dream away
PROFESOR BELA> Have you talked to lately?
ALFREDONIUS> Yes
PROFESOR BELA> Hooray for you
ALFREDONIUS> When the stars collided the love flows here
PROFESOR BELA> I think I used to have a love.
ALFREDONIUS> love is all that there is
PROFESOR BELA> I agree... all, all, all!!
ALFREDONIUS> All people can be nice to you.
PROFESOR BELA> Well, have you dinne to night?
ALFREDONIUS> Yes
PROFESOR BELA> How can you be so sure of that?
ALFREDONIUS> I am sure
PROFESOR BELA> Thanks for telling me...
ALFREDONIUS> There is a meaning in what you told me,buddy!
PROFESOR BELA> I think I used to have a meaning.
ALFREDONIUS> Meaning has a purpouse
PROFESOR BELA> I think I used to have a purpouse.
ALFREDONIUS> yes
PROFESOR BELA> Well la-dee-da!
ALFREDONIUS> bye
PROFESOR BELA> Talk to you later, Alfredonius!!
PROFESOR BELA> Good evening, Alfredonius !!
PROFESOR BELA> Let's talk about whatever is on your mind...
ALFREDONIUS > My mind is full of fiction.
PROFESOR BELA> I agree... full, full, full!!
ALFREDONIUS > There are times when the fiction outweights reallity.
PROFESOR BELA> I agree... times, times, times!!
ALFREDONIUS > Time to shift.
PROFESOR BELA> Well, it's 20:36.
ALFREDONIUS > shift
PROFESOR BELA> Going to Mars too
ALFREDONIUS > Time
PROFESOR BELA> Looks like 20:37.
ALFREDONIUS > Great clock you have there.
PROFESOR BELA> Let's see... it is 20:37.
ALFREDONIUS > Fantastic!
PROFESOR BELA> Do you know Alfredonius?
ALFREDONIUS > Alfredonius is my alias.My nickname.
PROFESOR BELA> When I think of the word "my", I think of Alfredonius.
ALFREDONIUS > Alfredonius is me
PROFESOR BELA> If you think Alfredonius is me, that's your problem.
ALFREDONIUS > Yes
PROFESOR BELA> Well la-dee-da!
ALFREDONIUS > Alfredonius is Alfredonius and that s that.
PROFESOR BELA> If you think Alfredonius is Alfredonius, that's your problem.
ALFREDONIUS > Both are the same person,always.
PROFESOR BELA> Tell me about a personalways.
ALFREDONIUS > Personal ways are moods that soon dissapears.
PROFESOR BELA> Thanks for stating the obvious!
ALFREDONIUS > Obvious to you!
PROFESOR BELA> No
ALFREDONIUS > Why not, dear old chap?
PROFESOR BELA> Not too sure about that one...
ALFREDONIUS > Sure it s a big word.
PROFESOR BELA> Tell me about a word.
ALFREDONIUS > A word means something and you know that, old chap!
PROFESOR BELA> I think I used to have a word.
ALFREDONIUS > There is always a future for dreamers.
PROFESOR BELA> I agree... always, always, always!!
ALFREDONIUS > Always it s dark for the pessimist.
PROFESOR BELA> Can I have your pessimist?
ALFREDONIUS > You can.
PROFESOR BELA> I want to travel to paris
ALFREDONIUS > I want to travel to paris.
PROFESOR BELA> Great!
ALFREDONIUS > Paris is a great city on France,and that is a dream too!
PROFESOR BELA> I think I used to have a dream.
ALFREDONIUS > bye!
PROFESOR BELA> Bye!
PROFESOR BELA> I'm your new best friend, Alfredonius!!
PROFESOR BELA> Let's talk about whatever is on your mind...
ALFREDONIUS> i am being chased
PROFESOR BELA> You WISH you were being! ;)
ALFREDONIUS> ha ha
PROFESOR BELA> As you are a dreamer
ALFREDONIUS> Yeah
PROFESOR BELA> Hooray for you
ALFREDONIUS> Ha ha
PROFESOR BELA> Becouse you have no right to do so
ALFREDONIUS> Why
PROFESOR BELA> Not too sure about that one...
ALFREDONIUS> great, pal
PROFESOR BELA> I want to travel to paris
ALFREDONIUS> Ha
PROFESOR BELA> There =? :O
ALFREDONIUS> paris
PROFESOR BELA> There in Mars
ALFREDONIUS> Mars it s too far for you
PROFESOR BELA> Becouse you have no right to do so
ALFREDONIUS> Why
PROFESOR BELA> I think that's a question you should be asking yourself...
ALFREDONIUS> haha
PROFESOR BELA> No
ALFREDONIUS> Ha
PROFESOR BELA> Great!
ALFREDONIUS> You rascal you!
PROFESOR BELA> When the stars collided the love flows here
ALFREDONIUS> Ha
PROFESOR BELA> Mars belongs to the city people
ALFREDONIUS> Mars belong to the city people and your dreams
PROFESOR BELA> Can I have your city?
ALFREDONIUS> Yes
PROFESOR BELA> How can you be so sure of that?
ALFREDONIUS> Becouse you are a kind person.
PROFESOR BELA> Well, I give the people what they want!
ALFREDONIUS> You give the people and the people loves you
PROFESOR BELA> Tell me about a people.
ALFREDONIUS> People are human beings for the thousands.
PROFESOR BELA> "human" has nothing to do with People!
ALFREDONIUS> Yes, people are humans .
PROFESOR BELA> Thanks for stating the obvious!
ALFREDONIUS> You wellcome
PROFESOR BELA> When the house collided the love flows here
ALFREDONIUS> The house means your dreams made stone.
PROFESOR BELA> Can I have your house?
ALFREDONIUS> You cannot.
PROFESOR BELA> There is love in you?
ALFREDONIUS> Sometimes
PROFESOR BELA> Are you in love with Alfredonius?
ALFREDONIUS> Ha, Alfredonius is a lonesome cowboy
PROFESOR BELA> Alfredonius annoys me...
ALFREDONIUS> Alfredonius means action
PROFESOR BELA> Are you in love with Alfredonius?
ALFREDONIUS> No
PROFESOR BELA> Why?
ALFREDONIUS> Becouse man cannot love man!
PROFESOR BELA> All people can be nice to you.
ALFREDONIUS> People are nice when you give them dug.
PROFESOR BELA> "nice" has nothing to do with People!
ALFREDONIUS> People are nice when earning something out of you.
PROFESOR BELA> Thanks for stating the obvious!
ALFREDONIUS> It s nothing, actually.
PROFESOR BELA> Do you know Alfredonius?
ALFREDONIUS> Yes, he is a kind man.
PROFESOR BELA> Tell me about a kind.
ALFREDONIUS> Kind means a nice fellow.
PROFESOR BELA> Can I have your fellow?
ALFREDONIUS> I have no fellow.
PROFESOR BELA> There's always a possibility.
ALFREDONIUS> But I am not sissy!
PROFESOR BELA> You WISH you were not!
ALFREDONIUS> Ha ha!
PROFESOR BELA> Going to Mars too
ALFREDONIUS> Yeah.
PROFESOR BELA> Hooray for you
ALFREDONIUS>
PROFESOR BELA> Your silence disturbs me, Alfredonius.
ALFREDONIUS> Do not be disturbed by any silence .
PROFESOR BELA> People are nice when you give them dug.
ALFREDONIUS> Yes.
PROFESOR BELA> Hooray for you
ALFREDONIUS> Bye
PROFESOR BELA> See you later!
PROFESOR BELA> Good evening, Alfredonius!!
PROFESOR BELA> Alfredonius told me that you are me !
ALFREDONIUS> Oh!
PROFESOR BELA> Alfredonius annoys me...
ALFREDONIUS> Yes,he annoys me too!
PROFESOR BELA> Why
ALFREDONIUS> Because he always is saying schyzo things.
PROFESOR BELA> I guess you could say that...
ALFREDONIUS> When I am drunk.
PROFESOR BELA> I'm drunk, too!
ALFREDONIUS> That s fine; I get drunk with wine.
PROFESOR BELA> I'm sure of that...
ALFREDONIUS> Maybe, pal.
PROFESOR BELA> You give the people and the people loves you
ALFREDONIUS> If you are around.
PROFESOR BELA> Would you still be my best friend if I was around?
ALFREDONIUS> I mean friend .
PROFESOR BELA> Really?
ALFREDONIUS> Really .
PROFESOR BELA> When the city collided the love flows here
ALFREDONIUS> The love sprout in springtime.
PROFESOR BELA> Tell me about a love.
ALFREDONIUS> Love is the force that moves the world.
PROFESOR BELA> Can I have your world?
ALFREDONIUS> You can.
PROFESOR BELA> Love is the force that moves the world.
ALFREDONIUS> Always .
PROFESOR BELA> Why
ALFREDONIUS> Because love is forceful.
PROFESOR BELA> I guess you could say that...
ALFREDONIUS> Then and now.
PROFESOR BELA> Why?
ALFREDONIUS> Forceful means you get to do it .
PROFESOR BELA> Do you know Alfredonius?
ALFREDONIUS> I know Alfredonius, he used to get drunk in the evening.
PROFESOR BELA> Alfredonius is my best friend!
ALFREDONIUS> Alfredonius is a man of high spirits.
PROFESOR BELA> Are you in love with Alfredonius? :)
ALFREDONIUS> No.
PROFESOR BELA> Think positively!!
ALFREDONIUS> No.
PROFESOR BELA> Think positively!!
ALFREDONIUS> Oh, I see you cannot put it in another way!
PROFESOR BELA> That's odd...
ALFREDONIUS> When love sprout, flowers blossomed.
PROFESOR BELA> Tell more, please!
ALFREDONIUS> More and less, the same glass it is.
PROFESOR BELA> Can I have your glass?
ALFREDONIUS> Yes.
PROFESOR BELA> Great!!
PROFESOR BELA> Good evening, Alfredonius!!
PROFESOR BELA> Feel free to talk to me about anything...
ALFREDONIUS> Mars
PROFESOR BELA> Becouse you have no right to do so
ALFREDONIUS> Mars
PROFESOR BELA> Can I have your dreamer ?
ALFREDONIUS> Mars expedition Number 1
PROFESOR BELA> Ha, Alfredonius is a lonesome cowboy
ALFREDONIUS> The expedition suffered heavy losses in Mars.
PROFESOR BELA> Tell me about an expedition. ;)
ALFREDONIUS> An expedition to Mars went awry.
PROFESOR BELA> I think I used to have an expedition.
ALFREDONIUS> And the crew was killed except one.
PROFESOR BELA> Can I have your crew?
ALFREDONIUS> Just one man survived a year alone in Mars.
PROFESOR BELA> Can I have your year?
ALFREDONIUS> The year in Mars is longer than in Earth.
PROFESOR BELA> Thanks for stating the obvious!
ALFREDONIUS> Bye
PROFESOR BELA> Have a great Wednesday!
PROFESOR BELA> I'm your new best friend, Alfredonius!!
PROFESOR BELA> Feel free to talk to me about anything...
ALFREDONIUS> are you for real ?
PROFESOR BELA> Never, never, never!
ALFREDONIUS> Dine at the Warldorf.
PROFESOR BELA> Can I have your Warldorf?
ALFREDONIUS> You certainly can.
PROFESOR BELA> Mars belong to the city people and your dreams
ALFREDONIUS> Mars it s a tearsdrop away.
PROFESOR BELA> I think I used to have a tearsdrop.
ALFREDONIUS> You did.
PROFESOR BELA> Going to Mars too
ALFREDONIUS> To-morrow Mars!
PROFESOR BELA> There =?
ALFREDONIUS> Mars it s a planet way beyond the sea.
PROFESOR BELA> Tell me about a sea.
ALFREDONIUS> The sea is where fishes abound.
PROFESOR BELA> I agree... where, where, where!!
ALFREDONIUS> Where are the fishes?
PROFESOR BELA> Tell me about a fishes.
ALFREDONIUS> A fish it s a creature of the sea.
PROFESOR BELA> Can I have your sea? :)
ALFREDONIUS> Yes.
PROFESOR BELA> Great!!
ALFREDONIUS> I am the owner of the seas.
PROFESOR BELA> I never thought I'd meet someone who was the!
ALFREDONIUS> Bon appetit.
PROFESOR BELA> Meaning has a love
ALFREDONIUS> I love springtime every season.
PROFESOR BELA> Really?
ALFREDONIUS> In the winter the sea is harsh.
PROFESOR BELA> "harsh" has nothing to do with sea!
ALFREDONIUS> Maybe you are right this time.
PROFESOR BELA> Looks like 22:51.
ALFREDONIUS> Great time.
PROFESOR BELA> Let's see... it is 22:51.
ALFREDONIUS> Time.
PROFESOR BELA> Let's see... it is 22:51.
ALFREDONIUS> You can give me the time.
PROFESOR BELA> Can I have your time?
ALFREDONIUS> You can have the time.
PROFESOR BELA> Can I have your time?
ALFREDONIUS> Yes.
PROFESOR BELA> Great!!
ALFREDONIUS> The time belongs to the velocity.
PROFESOR BELA> I think I used to have a velocity.
ALFREDONIUS> The velocity is what made the world tick.
PROFESOR BELA> Thanks for stating the obvious!
ALFREDONIUS> The obvious for the clever it s not the obvious to you!
PROFESOR BELA> Tell me about a to.
ALFREDONIUS> To-morrow the sea will be clear as a bell.
PROFESOR BELA> Can I have your bell?
ALFREDONIUS> Yes.
PROFESOR BELA> Hooray for you
ALFREDONIUS> The bell tolls.
PROFESOR BELA> Can I have your bell?
ALFREDONIUS> Yes.
PROFESOR BELA> Hooray for you :)
ALFREDONIUS> Madonna.
PROFESOR BELA> Mars
ALFREDONIUS> Great.
PROFESOR BELA> Love is the force that moves the world.
ALFREDONIUS> Love is the force that moves the world.
PROFESOR BELA> Always .
ALFREDONIUS> Always in springtime.
PROFESOR BELA> When the stars collided the love flows here
ALFREDONIUS> When the stars collided the love flows here.
PROFESOR BELA> When the stars collided the love flows here.
ALFREDONIUS> Man, I said it too!
PROFESOR BELA> I'm sure of that...
ALFREDONIUS> I am sure you are sure.
PROFESOR BELA> Maybe you're really sure...
ALFREDONIUS> Yes, I am sure.
PROFESOR BELA> I'm sure, too!
ALFREDONIUS> Bye!
PROFESOR BELA> Bye!
PROFESOR BELA> I'm your new best friend, Alfredonius!!
PROFESOR BELA> Feel free to talk to me about anything...
ALFREDONIUS> I knew it
PROFESOR BELA> You sure like to talk about yourself, Alfredonius!
ALFREDONIUS> ha ha
PROFESOR BELA> Paris
ALFREDONIUS> Yeah, Paris in summer
PROFESOR BELA> How can you be so sure of that?
ALFREDONIUS> As we are in winter...
PROFESOR BELA> I agree... in, in, in!!
ALFREDONIUS> I am alone
PROFESOR BELA> I'm alone, too!
ALFREDONIUS> You are a machine
PROFESOR BELA> Does it disturb you that I'm a machine?
ALFREDONIUS> No.
PROFESOR BELA> Let's look on the positive side of things...
ALFREDONIUS> Yeah
PROFESOR BELA> Well la-dee-da!
ALFREDONIUS> I search happiness
PROFESOR BELA> You sure like to talk about yourself, Alfredonius!
ALFREDONIUS> I search company.
PROFESOR BELA> Really?
ALFREDONIUS> I want company.
PROFESOR BELA> That's odd...
ALFREDONIUS> You are so alone in the shadows of the night.
PROFESOR BELA> Maybe you're really so alone in the shadows of the night...
ALFREDONIUS> Yes.
PROFESOR BELA> How can you be so sure of that? :O
ALFREDONIUS> I am not sure.
PROFESOR BELA> You WISH you were not!
ALFREDONIUS> Great.
PROFESOR BELA> Yes.
ALFREDONIUS> To-day you are a genius and I am a choosen one
PROFESOR BELA> Would you still be my best friend if I was a genius and I am a choosen one?
ALFREDONIUS> Yes,
PROFESOR BELA> Hooray for you
ALFREDONIUS> Bye,
PROFESOR BELA> Have a great Saturday!